Tuesday, March 20, 2012

spiders

I know spiders are unnerving, but they need to indicated. The average american, that sleeps with their mouth open (thank god, i don't), swallows 8 spiders each year in their sleep. Spiders are creepy, no doubt. The way they move, the way they eat, the way they're always there. It's all creepy. Especially those tarantula thingys. It sounds like dracula. Now, scorpions are scary, but they dont match spiders.

Don't even talk about centipedes.   

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